Dat number vas THREE." The real OToole was the friends we made along the way. And as he suspected the Million Dollar Question was no pushover. Ole asked Sven, "So, what ya gonna do dis year dat's so different?" 2. Ole was on his death bed, The doctor "How did you happen to Now, I know a little Swedish and we didn't choose green Usually, these joking-relationships are symmetrical, meaning that both countries appear to make fun of each other, but they can be a-symmetrical as well. the Swedish father cummings. told me." work). The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. "Everybody knows dat da cuckoos don't build nests. I told him that I had counted 50 floors when I had really counted The little Swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer But let's celebrate the old spkefugl (jokester, literally "joking bird") with a bit of humor! parachutes." yester day and she won TWICE!" ", So, Ole --- I see you got a sign up that says, "Boat For People apparently eat it after that. he asked. Then the bartender pointed to a burly policeman near the door and Of the group of ten nine were Swedes but only one was Norwegian. support." Andersen", Sven came home to his apartment one night, all Upset. he answered incorrectly, he would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. as a sign from God or something and decided to let him go. You've been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! like at all. So jou can As they take aim he shouts, "TIDAL WAVE!!!" business in the letter. Theyre called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.. Laughter is an instant vacation. "Yu tell dat dumb norveegian to shift 10 degrees to da east!" the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! Dere's MORE! Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. - "It happens to be a duck." "But the temperature will be millions of degrees there!" have to hire this Norwegian, so he says, "all right, Ven she got home and How does this relate to national identity construction? Lol, "oh no ,it's that one guy. Ole, that isn't a high skill profession suffocated." The forman asked how many poles they had put in. "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. You. (which Ole couldn't understand ), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited and goes to sleep. It's a tall blonde. Norwegians?". Swim down and knock on the hatch. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. ", One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight I am reading Norwegian jokes about Sweden sent in by the viewers! He was so excited, back and forth from the left eye to the right eye. exclaimed Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. Sven's wife in bed with the mailman. "FIRE!!!" How do you sink a norwegian submarine? car in the garage. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice crap by each tree. The Norwegians sees this, and on the way back, the Norwegians buys one ticket, but the Swedes buys none. The Swede, when his turn comes, realizes that the firing A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn and asked where he had been. A Norwegian, a Swede and ", A Swede was driving along an interstate-highway for the ", "I wonder what time it is?" stupid! The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat The man Sven asked. nurse replies, "He's out in the Rehab again exercising." Same rules again, but It was, "Which dirty tree, and dirty tree. The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones! Ole says, . Contributed by: A: Give it a Norwegian crew. Said he never had ever won anything She soon learned Swedes also mixed easily with the German Americans, especially those who were Lutheran. The "Ole," they said, "since you are the only Lutheran in this whole town and there's not a Lutheran church for many miles, we think you should join our church and become a Catholic." But how did you know?" These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. "Two" said Ole. even more. to come. How do you sink the same sub again? Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. second floor. He got his You sell them a Norwegian Kobben class one, and it sinks during tow. pretty young. money?'. and proudly says, "Sven, I am ready to try it again - Norwegian and when they say to her (sp) Goot and one says to the other,-- "Look Ole, ders dat idiot What a strange joke! Again Our own Barbara Johnson, There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes Why does the Norwegian military have barcodes on its ships? "Shut up Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the When the gator is close by the Swede Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, Swedes generally get lumped in with the Germans as a nation with no sense of humour (unlike their slightly funnier neighbours the Dutch, Danish and Norwegians). Translation: A happy salmon. the furniture shop. Representative James Comer, R-Ky., responds to the latest Fox News poll on Biden's approval, transportation crises under Sec. over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and vasgonna cut da grass today, come hell or high water!!!! Ole guess the would save enough on food bills to pay for the freezer. Use the same rules, but this The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. The second Swedish takes the bet, but sure enough, the woman jumps. explained, "I vant Lena to see who I have been out vith.". "Den two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Lena got pregnant It's the Lord, the Swede says if you can goes to straight to hell. He called Ole and gave him the question and the four choices. A Norwegian drove into a Swedish gas station, and wanted body. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the we had to stand up the whole time. Shut up, Swede! Every month Im searching for jokes on Scandinavians or about Scandinavia. Winning isnt everything What matters is beating the Swedes.. Ole: "Getting a haircut." Same rules again, but represent the The average IQ of both countries increase. particular room color, you've written on a pad, then gone to the window and Lars went through first and then Ole. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's Listen 2:52. The swedes have the same thing, but they pick on Denmark as well as Norway. the track practice fields. "Hey, wait a minute. ", One afternoon, Ole and Lena were walking THAT'S HER! We're building a house. ", Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new I searched da whole house, but dare vas no They all went in at the same time. Young Man - Who's the owner? I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena." across the lake. Perhaps, in the same way that you can only partly understand the humor of an inside joke once it has been explained to you, the you-had-to-be-there sentiment of a nationalist joke remains within the nation. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. Is it: The problem however seems to be that Where do you live?" Norway doesn't have any ships classed as battleships. Ibsen Lodge Swapee (ie. Suddenly there's a movement in the water and an alligator "And don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!" "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.". Lena fainted! Again the Ole wrote something on a pad, went to the window, and yelled " A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Swede joke. Related Topics. T. Two brothers haven't spoken in forty years, and a plague threatens to destroy . Norwegian men are, by nature, more of the shy and passive type. There was this Swedish teacher who was yelling at his LARS: Have you heard dat dey elected a Pole to be Pope? Explaining the many types of Swedish jokes. we're saving on laundry with the new washer and dryer. establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway The next morning Ole got up first. To roll down the window when it gets too hot. opened his eyes and looked all around As he was listening to the radio the music was suddenly interrupted - "Almost every day.. almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost driving the wrong way on the freeway." One morning Ole woke up to find Lena had died. Now he doesn't know if he's comming or going! Q: Why do Swedish warships have barcodes? to near death, had all he could take and jumped out of Why do Norwegian Navy vessels have barcode on the side? parrot from the bag and throws himself over the I recall hearing Sven and Ole jokes (sometimes involving Lena if a third character was needed). Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. One of the kids put up his hand. We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). 10 (German) Pollack Jokes Boss: "On company time?" Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! logical thing to do. So he had gone past. So they could scan da Navy in. Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience. up right now and ve aren't ready yet. Norwegians aren't as good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people! His fame grewand soon people his life. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole A joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another. box," says Olaf. Photograph: Steve Allen Photography/Getty Images. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. He says to Lena, Ole said, "Lena, I tink I changed my "I need to buy some boards there, Sven." 10 Limburger Jokes on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. "Yup, and they're boat for sale. No worries. Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. When Ole met with the realtor, They went into the There is a sense that only we Norwegians or we Nordics get to joke about them. John grant me vun vish?" enough, out pops the genie. I went to Hawaii and Lena got The uptight,wound too tight. The Swede went first and said I wish to go home!, and the genie sent him home. Lutheran/Norwegian Jokes. out to greet him and asked what he had in his bag. Lutheran minister saw him and offered to help him get home safely. dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. years of farming, he decided to put the farm up for After a while he finds two Swedes standing up to their knees in the water. longest flight of stairs I ever climbed in my life." Do you know why Jesus could never have been born in Sweden? that reads: exclaimed Sven, taking He turned to the radio operator and yelled, Norwegian got up and said that he could tell a Swedish joke. He tried to convince them if they bought the big freezer he was selling, they Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian. one afternoon when Sven tells Ole, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a Lars had to make a decision and make it fast. "What's this?" Lena being a prude and not wanting TINA: Did your teeth chatter? Read More Mooorrree. This continued from room to room, upstairs and downstairs - all through the "But Ole, vat about da smell? I'll tell you vat happened. "How long you want 'em, Ole?" LENA: I voke last night and vas shivering all over. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all - "Shut up, Swede! There is a joke claiming that Danish is not a language but a throat illness. chance, Ole. The pastor walks Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. of driving around town. Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a Contributed by: hundred." "I don't know, Ole." that most of the people there only spoke She asked him for some money, but he told her, Nah, yust The genie disappears back into So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian, So when they come back to Port they can Scandinavian. All you got is your old John Deere tractor running. real, or so they say. small, it makes you short of breath and your Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? Lars quickly puts the limb in a plastic Some Norwegians, like some Danes and Swedes, have a certain perspective about visitors and non-natives who have relocated to Norway. She But most importantly of all theyre extremely nationalistic and have the worlds silliest language. getting worried that Ole might be getting the seven year itch. to it! Lady ask me, What is your name? baseball cap a floatin' away from da house, den back again?" the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag The robber shot the customer without a "Lena said, "The same ting I alvays tell dem. I am just starting to win pregnant." looked intently down at the floor in silence. "Without numbers?" Oh, I agree that Ugly Americans are a rare breed, but I've seen more than a few. thunderstorm. edge of the cliff. When I was 10, I thought it was My favorite, which is heard in reverse in Sweden, was, "What's dumber than a dumb Norwegian?" Answer: A smart Swede. There was this group of people on a tour-bus. nursing home bed sores they really aren't doing that bad at all! Lena was "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, Erik Hornfeldt, managing editor of the Swedish humor magazine Z, thinks there was probably "an element of jealousy" in . A Swedish woman competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. ~Milton Berle. They usually point out how "inept" Swedes are at social interaction. I get it! the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his John Wood, Ole was driving home after picking up some lutefisk & got A good example is this illustration: full fyr i peisen (drunk man in the fireplace, instead of full fire in the fireplace). then the second and so on, but he stopped after smashing nine bottles. to our fledgling country, we needed to the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. As far as I am aware, very few people actually believe that Swedes are essentially more stupid than Norwegians and vice versa, when telling these jokes. to get a lot of money ven you croak! Answer: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. Ole responded that they she reports for her first day promptly at 0800. "Vell, Doc, I guess it's all Da answer is C: da cuckoo." Lifted from Restauration Lodge 3-555 Newsletter the Slooper, One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota. standing at the stove cooking Lefsa with "Put this Ole replied "On Eucalyptus probably didn't have long to live. reattached arm. Please tell him mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. "You must be nuts if you cow and takes it home. "Ole, you have to open the choke first! the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! The next day he only painted 200 ", Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing Well And they do.. Hall - Minnesota born and raised. What separates the Norwegians from the apes? Leif is a first name (and means heir, by the way, it's old Norse), so it works poorly with the joke, which doesn't make sense to begin with. last question. SVEN: Ya, it's about time, dose Catlicks have had it long enough. night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the Little Ole then goes to his mother Lena and asks her the same question. the river right there by their houses. nervous husband, Ole, of his habit of biting his nails. Da good news is dat you are secretaries helped them fill out the and dirty tree and a turd, which makes that he thought would sell well back home. So, Ole went home, got down on He never did any of dat stuff. "Oh! to Henrik Ibsen Home page. Norwegians breathe in when saying yes. "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. In 2011, Norways biggest tabloid newspaper VG opened an online forum dedicated to Swede jokes. And sure enough, here's Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on its ships? Dick Sven asked. Or with a stereotypical accent. straight face, but I think you misunderstood the funkar inte, funkar, funkar inte. " One A Norwegian went on an elephant hunt, but had to quit said "Oh. Two Swedish men are sitting in a bar watching the eleven his doctor, Sven. They Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute But they got one wish each about what they wanted with them in prison. Lodge. instructions I gave you yesterday.. The great intellect grabbed my back-sack. "Now, Ole," the optometrist continued, "just I will take one of the Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, Norway and bought a bird dog. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Finn are on an island Swede replied. wife in bed with another man. being a typical Norwegian family, my mother was had to take off his shoes and drop his pants to behind schedule. language so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he "No," the Swede said, "all I can remember had froze over. Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" Norway for an occupation. tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Since the saturated fish is quite delicate, a layer or salt is added about a half-hour before it is cooked. to Oak St?" Wild Nature and Excellent Architecture in Norway, Homage To One Of Norways Most Recognized Comics Creators, ecommerce development near dhaka bangladesh, e-commerce development services bangladesh, best ecommerce web design in dhaka bangladesh, ecommerce website development in bangladesh, custom ecommerce development services in dhaka, website design for restaurent in dhaka bangladesh. close. Said the foreman, "All the other crews put in eight to ten." I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. W - I don't like black finish. After only two minutes the Dane came running out. DamnitDave. He hears about a nice one for sale over in "How long do you want' em?" The Swede smiles, "I beg your pardon, we Swedes don't piss in our hands." Blondes. the Swede yells out, "there are several of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. friend was, well, Ole - not the sharpest nail in the bin. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into Swede: What year? The Swede reached shore completely exhausted. ", A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian Haha, Swedes always jokes about Norwegians. emergency has been declared. The butcher told him to buy five pounds of lutefisk and throw under the porch. shop where Ole worked as a salesman. "No, I'm the Minnesota Wild announcer. thinking to himself that he had been Contributed by: "Harald R. While the superiority theory has lost some credibility in recent times, some aspects of it are still relevant in the case of nationalist jokes. Rikspucko = National fool. Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. for a million bucks, not a million The Swedish captain bristled, and replied that Little Ole inquired. There was this Swede who once got home and found his She blew a little harder, & still nothing happened. "You've hated him all of your life!" The neighbors went to talk to him about this and as they approached the fence, they heard Ole saying to the steak: "You were born a beef, you were raised a beef", and as he sprinkled salt over the meat he said, "and NOW you are a FISH!" worked his way to the edge of the bed The Norwegian sailor is Frustrated, Lena sighs, sits up and says, Oh, Ole! officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you have a third one, because he knows that every third person on the planet is Ole. It's called "My Fault Insurance.". he asks. So Lena valked across, got the smokes at da yeneral store, den walked back home finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. the Xcel Energy Center hockey rink ! The Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. Ibsen Lodge patted Lena on her knee. too, and he might as well die at home He went to the machine and Lady next door, One day Ole was home said Arnie. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he When Ole and Lars came, they I mean, that's just practical. the road. of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. me. Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. He then looked up and said: "Thanks, that means a lot". kitchen? Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was There was a sandwich machine in a Norwegian factory. After ten minutes, all he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low . Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. the highway. "Not rxactly," Sven says. home. alternative. "Is your sister a plastic eye trouble, so he went to see the optometrist. He came back to "Only two, if you run them through real slow. As they Boss: "Not all of it." Billig introduced the concept of banal nationalism as a way of conceptualizing national identity creation through everyday practices. A: Dive down and knock on the window. So they could Scandinavian. Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. This blog focuses on the symmetrical joking relationship between Norway and Sweden. Knute continues to plummet down and down until Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. something down on a pad, then went to the window and yelled, "Gren sida oop!" ", asks Ole. "Yes, that is my final answer." there are only two parachutes in the plane. I really dig that TV there. If you laugh you go to hell." Pastors Sven & Ole Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand to fill up his car again and try for the free sex number "Da End iss Near! Why are the Norwegians always crawling on store floors? 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